I seriously stared at this page for 30 minutes, and drank a whole gin and tonic before I could fathom up the courage to say things about myself. This is a mix of a Tinder profile, and a cover letter and equally as horrific.

Here goes! My name is Gabby, and I am a 21 year old living in Portland, Oregon and trying to figure out how to be truly happy alone.

I drink too much wine, love driving my GTI, and somehow validate my decisions to buy designer handbags. I have a pup who holds my heart forever, and a too sassy cat.

I may also need your help pulling me out of my cat lady tendencies. Don’t judge.